i like pie

Tumblr app: I'm done loading 
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

maniclaughter:

illhavenumberthinplease:

yoga-body:

00eyecandy:

UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.

^you my friend have just opened my eyes

#dear everyone who thinks no one notices them

thefuuuucomics:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

jts9982:

Too many people are stuck in bad relationships because they cant let go of memories.

So many learns today…

alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off