March 2012
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“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She’s loved before, she...”
– Bob Marley
“I’d eat a BABY if I could get away with it.”
– Wes, on being a carnivore
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February 2012
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The promos for GCB make me sad to be a woman…
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I forgot my dog peed on Chris’ dog yesterday
what an asshole
“Did you just say ‘this milk tastes like pudding’?”
– Best quote from last night, while eating bread
“‘Forgive and forget,’ that’s what they say. It’s good advice, but it’s not very...”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via heywaitforme)
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Bacon-flavored toothpaste →
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Bitch: You hurt my self-esteem.
Katt Williams: Bitch, it's called SELF-esteem.
That awkward moment when you call out to someone from across the bar and they don’t hear you, but everyone else does and they stare.
If Only
Me: We made the best brownies ever last night!
My dad: Were they WEED brownies?
Me: No... So I guess they weren't the absolute best brownies ever.
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“He kept climbing
And as it turned to dusk below him
Soon there was no turning...”
– Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Whenever You’re Ready
“If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be gay,...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
Vonnegut’s got it down. On that note: http://poloroadswag.tumblr.com/emilyboozalis
(via theholidayfromreal)
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“Accept everything just the way it is.
Do not seek pleasure for its own...”
– Dokkōdō, by Miyamoto Musashi
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