April 2012
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March 2012
25 posts
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I knew it →
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Irony.
I honestly have tried four separate times to watch Half Nelson, but I’ve been so fucked up every time I can’t pay attention after about half an hour.
Hispanic high-school girl from work: I want a baby. How old are you?
Me: Twenty-one...
Girl: You need to hurry up and have a baby.
Me: I'm not a Mexican!
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You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She’s loved before, she...
– Bob Marley
I’d eat a BABY if I could get away with it.
– Wes, on being a carnivore
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February 2012
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The promos for GCB make me sad to be a woman…
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I forgot my dog peed on Chris’ dog yesterday
what an asshole
Did you just say ‘this milk tastes like pudding’?
– Best quote from last night, while eating bread